Countdown to the Stale Cake...

H has a special gift. She knows when food expires. She will tell you when something will expire right down to seconds. Now, of course I say this with extreme sarcasm.

We were at my brother M’s house for Christmas and we had one of those chocolate log type cakes. Described like that, it sounds completely unappealing. Okay, don’t fret, I googled it -- it was a Chocolate Yule Log Cake. Anyways, as it was being served, H told M and family to eat it quick because it would be stale in 12 minutes. Needless to say, it lasted for two days, but shhh, don’t tell her that.