Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Is it the same cold?

Not too long ago, we were unprepared for dinner due to a hectic day. 

Me: "there's lasagna out in the freezer."

H: "yeah but it's in the garage so we can't make it."

Me: "......... Why can't we make it?"

H: "because it's in the garage freezer so it's very frozen."

Me: "very frozen?"

H: "well yeah, we have to defrost it in this freezer." *points to freezer in kitchen* "We can't cook it after it's been in the garage freezer."

Me: ......

H: "right?"

Me: .......

H: ........

Me: ........

H: "oh, wait. That freezer is the same as this freezer? It's the same cold? Oh. ........ I'll go get the lasagna now."

Instructions to read instructions

Okay, so one morning back in April, I asked H to take out a crockpot meal I had spent time preparing a few weeks ago (it's been in the freezer) and put it in the crockpot. Now some of the meals have additional instructions written on the outside of the bag I vacuum-sealed. For example, shred chicken, add pasta, etc etc. 

So today's meal was bacon  ranch chicken with pasta. H comes in while I'm working on my report and tells me dinner is done. I'm excited. I go out and open up the crockpot. There's no chicken and no pasta, just some bacon in cream sauce.

Me: "Where's the chicken?"

H: *staring at me blankly*

Me: "the chicken that was supposed to be added - did you read the giant black writing on the outside of the bag?"

H"there were instructions?" 

Me: "uh, yeah..."

H: *looking at me in shock* "you didn't tell me I had to read the instructions.

Me: .....

H: .....

Me: "I didn't realize I had to tell you to read instructions."

H: "you said to take out the meal and put it in crockpot. I did exactly what you said. You did not tell me to read the instructions."

Me: "valid point, but I really didn't think I had to start with instructing you to read instructions."

H: "well now you know better."

So now I have to make sure I give her directions to read the instructions, despite the hard to miss large thick black lettering that is all over the sealed bags.