H vs. Shower Curtain

At home, we have glass shower doors, yes? Just nod your head and understand that it's important to the story. Well, recently we were at a hotel that had shower curtains instead, like most do. They weren't some kind of new modern technological type of shower curtains, either, just basic everyday shower curtains. Mind you, it is the one with the inner waterproof curtain and the outer "pretty" curtain, so perhaps that can make them complicated for some. Never once has it dawned on me that perhaps there is an adult out there who has never learned how to use a shower curtain.

As I sat in a very important lecture, my phone vibrates several times in my pocket. I pull it out under the table to take a look and I see this text from H...

I imagine that my face turned several shades of red as I tried to hold in my laughter. The hotel staff truly loved us.